Verbal Haze

Be Right Back Ripping Bong

Yesterday was a very foggy day, and with lots of fogginess comes thoughts that may not have otherwise been thought of. Amidst this fogginess came one of those thoughts, I don’t remember how it happened or what it was that caused me to think of this, but what matters is that it happened. The commonly known term “BRB” or “Be Right Back” now has a relative with an extra RB, forming “BRBRB” or “Be Right Back Ripping Bong”. I’m surprised this term has not yet been discovered, I went to check the great Tome of Knowledge of internet slang and jibberish speak that is Urban Dictionary. The only real entry for “BRBRB” at the moment is “Be Right Back Re-Boot”. Say no more, “Be Right Back Ripping Bong” is a far more useful and meaningful than “Be Right Back Re-Boot”, that is just silly, who speaks such nonsense. Maybe, just maybe, that term might be acceptable in the form of “BRBRBRB” aka “Be Right Back Re-Booting and Ripping Bong”. I can deal with that one, you are rebooting, and ripping bong, and while doing so are creating a situation where both you, and your computer, are simultaneously being renewed of energy; that’s some co-evolution shit right there.

That is all I have to say, now when you need to rip some bong you can now get high sooner by saving time with “BRBRB”.

BRBRB

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