Verbal Haze

Merlin the Magical Flamer

I know Merlin could conjure flames through his magical spells, but I didn’t know he was actually a flamer himself.

Merlin wasn’t actually a flamer, but why then is his character on the new TV series on NBC called “Merlin” look like he might be casting spells from his Book of Really Gay Magic. I realize I haven’t watched the show, but this is Merlin we’re talking about here, the most powerful, mysterious, and most well-known magician of all time, and here he is looking like a bigger pussy than Harry Potter. These are just my impressions as we’ll have to see how the show turns out. All I can say is that I wish Merlin looked a little more badass than this dildo-torch-toting Merlin NBC has come up with. Sorry for being so narrow-minded, but I think Merlin deserves a little bit more manly respect.