Archive for July, 2009
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Damnit Smokey
One day I was watching TV and I saw a familiar face: Smokey the Bear. I love Smokey. He always taught me about the lay of the land and reminded me of my responsibility to prevent fires in highly vegetated areas called “forests”. The alliteration that used to roll off of his bear-tongue with th...
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Shredfest
Yesterday I was talking with someone I know from Vermont and how they have no professional sports teams whatsoever. Personally, I think Vermont needs some kind of sports team. Yes, there are more cows than people in Vermont and the type of people who live there aren't generally disposed towards ...
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Rollerskating Babies
If you have not seen this ad by Evian, here it is. Now some of you are going awwww that sooooo cuuuuuuuute. Shut the fuck up and think about this one for a second. Maybe, just maybe it would have been cute if it was simply a video of skating babies made simply for video entertainment. Still a...
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Be Right Back Ripping Bong
Yesterday was a very foggy day, and with lots of fogginess comes thoughts that may not have otherwise been thought of. Amidst this fogginess came one of those thoughts, I don't remember how it happened or what it was that caused me to think of this, but what matters is that it happened. The comm...